It's Coal Time

Coal can be the perfect Christmas gift

Tough love, or payback, this is the gift that speaks volumes about how you feel. Personalize this gift with a card and red velvet bag. Hang it on the tree, put it in a stocking, send it in the mail, its coal time.

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This genuine Lump of Coal comes handsomely wrapped in a red velvet bag.

Create Personalized Greeting

Dear John,

I hope you take this personally.

- Mom and Dad

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Dear John,

I hope you understand that this is a personal gift.

- Mom and Dad

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Dear John,

You probably deserve less, but I'm trying to be diplomatic.

- Mary

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Dear John,

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

- Mary

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Dear John,

Coal is necessary and desirable, which is more than I can say for you.

- Mary

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Dear John,

There are other symbols I could have used to tell you what I think of you.

- Mary

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Dear John,

As parents we hope that you understand why we thought this lump of coal was appropriate.

- Mom and Dad

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Dear John,

I don't know what you thought you would find when you opened this, nor do I, but I do know what you should expect.

- Mary

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Dear John,

Please don't spend time criticizing me for sending this, spend the time correcting the issues.

- Mary

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Dear John,

I had hoped to make this a special Christmas for both of us, but you reduced it to this.

- Mary

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Dear John,

You know there are gifts worse than this, but this will do.

- Mary

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Dear John,

Thank you for being all you can be, this is what thats worth.

- Mary

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Dear John,

If you wonder why you got this, you are hopeless.

- Mary

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Dear John,

Please ask me why I gave you this lump of coal.

- Mary

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Dear John,

This should be more than you expected. At least I thought of you which is probably more than you will do for me.

- Mary

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Dear John,

I enjoy working with you, however I do have one issue. Please consider this lump of coal a message.

- Mary

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Dear Sally,

For our daughter, we love and respect you, but there are issues. Let's talk.

- Mom and Dad

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Dear John,

For our son, we love and respect you, but there are issues. Let's talk.

- Mom and Dad

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Dear John,

I really wanted to give you something special this year, but I don't think that I can find anything more appropriate.

- Mary

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Dear John,

This lump of coal has more sex appeal than you do.

- Mary

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Dear John,

I'm continuing the tradition of giving a gift that represents what I think of you.

- Mary

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Dear John,

Coal is the symbol, but you are the issue.

- Mary

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Dear John,

Where is your sense of humor?

- Mary

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Dear John,

It could only happen at this time of year. Its an old tradition. I hope that we don't need to start our own tradition by repeating this next year.

- Mary

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Dear John,

Please allow me the displeasure of saying Merry Christmas.

- Mary

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Dear John,

Symbols are worth at least 10,000 words.

- Mary

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Dear John,

The workplace is only as good as the leaders and managers. Do you see what I mean?

- Mary

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Dear John,

This is a wake up call.

- Mary

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Dear John,

If you think this is for the energy crisis, I wouldnt be surprised.

- Mary

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Dear John,

This lump of coal is probably more thoughtful than you are.

- Mary

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Dear John,

This doesn't express my total frustration with you, but its a start.

- Mary

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